February 2012
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pepperimp:
I wish I was a cat
things would be so much easier
if I was just a cat
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Smile if you masturbate
reblog if you can't stop because you're addicted...
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
Best act of all night??....
married-t0the-music:
James Corden. ♥
FOLLOW HER! →
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My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock
Bad Minton!
While going to sleep I listen to the Adam and Joe...
They always say something funny just as my parents come to bed, so they come up to hear me giggling like a loon under my covers
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mom: hey why are you all dressed up, where are you going?
teen daughter: to the bathroom, I need a new fb pic
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Anonymous asked: R u and lessalive mates?
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When I try to get off the internet
this always happens:
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Guys, guess what day it is.
what race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
ranchdressingroom:
When I think about books I touch my shelf.
I don't understand the AVIVA adverts, he's always...